Quick random rants

1. Repeat after me - Iraq = Ee- rah - k, not Eye-rak; Iran = Ee-rah-n, not Eye-ran. There should be a law that one has to be able to pronounce the proper name of the country before invading it.
2. "Embolden" should be stricken from the dictionary. Its use should be punished by having to do a hundred grammar drills. Also include any merger of celebrity first names.
3. All trials should be like this.
4. Any Democrat who voted for Alito or Roberts is a douche.